12 Signs You've Been Neglectful in Your Kitchen... **Your toddler isn't hungry at lunch because he's been snacking all morning off the food on the floor... **Instead of wiping the counter and table off, you'll make better time sweeping it... **Rather than sweeping the floor, you'll make better time vacuuming it... **There's no silverware in the drawer, so you have to take silverware out of the dishwasher, and then wash it (since the dishwasher hasn't run yet)... **You're okay with sharing your home with a mouse and/or other small rodents rationalizing, "Hey, at least THEY'RE picking up!" **There's more than one science project on mold in the fridge... and you're not studying mold in science... **You avoid cleaning out the fridge so it looks like you have a lot of food (and hey... the toddler's full!) **You burn a candle that smells like food (apple pie, brownie, angel food cake, etc.) so upon the visit of a surprise guest, it smells as if you've been busy slaving away... **You turn the ceiling fan on so you can't see the layer of dust on the blades... **The dust bunnies are so big, your toddler has named them and affectionately refers to them as his pets... **You "self-clean" the oven and the children gather 'round to watch the "pretty fire" burn inside... **You take the phrase "spot cleaning" to a whole 'nother level... ("there's a spot that needs to be cleaned... there's another spot... oh, and I need to get that spot...") I've been guilty of a couple of these...uh-oh! http://riverbendramblings.blogspot.com
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Tuesday, August 08, 2006
12 Signs You've Been Neglectful in Your Kitchen... **Your toddler isn't hungry at lunch because he's been snacking all morning off the food on the floor... **Instead of wiping the counter and table off, you'll make better time sweeping it... **Rather than sweeping the floor, you'll make better time vacuuming it... **There's no silverware in the drawer, so you have to take silverware out of the dishwasher, and then wash it (since the dishwasher hasn't run yet)... **You're okay with sharing your home with a mouse and/or other small rodents rationalizing, "Hey, at least THEY'RE picking up!" **There's more than one science project on mold in the fridge... and you're not studying mold in science... **You avoid cleaning out the fridge so it looks like you have a lot of food (and hey... the toddler's full!) **You burn a candle that smells like food (apple pie, brownie, angel food cake, etc.) so upon the visit of a surprise guest, it smells as if you've been busy slaving away... **You turn the ceiling fan on so you can't see the layer of dust on the blades... **The dust bunnies are so big, your toddler has named them and affectionately refers to them as his pets... **You "self-clean" the oven and the children gather 'round to watch the "pretty fire" burn inside... **You take the phrase "spot cleaning" to a whole 'nother level... ("there's a spot that needs to be cleaned... there's another spot... oh, and I need to get that spot...") I've been guilty of a couple of these...uh-oh!
5 Comments:
Blogger Mrs.B. said...
LOL...these were funny!

Blogger Stephanie said...
Um, it was funny until I looked around and saw that EVERY ONE OF THOSE ITEMS apply to my kitchen.

Blogger Terri said...
How funny! I often remark that you could eat off my floors, too! Enjoying your blog!

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